Hey mama i got you this

I got you the only party planning guide you'll ever need

Shazaam!

Pippa Middleton in '£400,000' book deal

I got you this, lest you might be tempted to eat a cookie

Also handy for frightening small children.

I got you this, to commemerate the year of the cock, our birth year

I got you a bromance

Putin & Berlusconi's Powerful Bromance:

"Sometimes people don’t understand our courageous brotherhood. They don’t understand why I must grab you and rub your belly."

I got you hooked on Bieber Chrismtas Fever

I got you a lifesize version of this for custom framing and hanging over your bed, on the ceiling